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Barack Obama's 2012 New Year's Resolutions
by Josh Greenberger (January 2012) • Obama will eliminate Welfare by requiring all poor people to move in with rich people. • Obama will further reduce our military budget to forestall a crisis where he has to curtail his vacations. • Barack Obama will have a teleprompter installed in his kitchen so he can tell his wife what he wants for breakfast. • Obama will stimulate the economy by hiring... (posted by Josh 142 days 20 hours ago.)
by Josh Greenberger (January 2012) • Obama will eliminate Welfare by requiring all poor people to move in with rich people. • Obama will further reduce our military budget to forestall a crisis where he has to curtail his vacations. • Barack Obama will have a teleprompter installed in his kitchen so he can tell his wife what he wants for breakfast. • Obama will stimulate the economy by hiring... (posted by Josh 142 days 20 hours ago.)
Top Ten Signs You're As Intelligent as David Letterman
Josh Greenberger 10 - S & P downgraded your IQ. 9 - You just got a brain scan and the machine said, "Please deposit some sense for the next 55 years." 8 - You blame George W. Bush for everything from the U.S. economy to hurricane Irene to the Japanese Tsunami to your receding hair line. 7 - You developed a gap between your teeth by speaking from both sides of your mouth. 6 - When Barack... (posted by Josh 273 days 21 hours ago.)
Josh Greenberger 10 - S & P downgraded your IQ. 9 - You just got a brain scan and the machine said, "Please deposit some sense for the next 55 years." 8 - You blame George W. Bush for everything from the U.S. economy to hurricane Irene to the Japanese Tsunami to your receding hair line. 7 - You developed a gap between your teeth by speaking from both sides of your mouth. 6 - When Barack... (posted by Josh 273 days 21 hours ago.)
The Gay Marriage Disgrace
(August 15, 2011) In support of gay marriage, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo asked for "one logical reason" why it should be denied. Why are we pretending we don't know what the issue is. It's about morality, Governor. History has shown that some great nations and empires have gone through the same three basic stages: prosperity, corruption and immorality, and destruction. The U.S. was, and... (posted by Josh 286 days 2 hours ago.)
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(August 15, 2011) In support of gay marriage, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo asked for "one logical reason" why it should be denied. Why are we pretending we don't know what the issue is. It's about morality, Governor. History has shown that some great nations and empires have gone through the same three basic stages: prosperity, corruption and immorality, and destruction. The U.S. was, and... (posted by Josh 286 days 2 hours ago.)
Cosmic Microwave Background Corroborates the V-Bang Theory
by Josh Greenberger In 1965 two scientists, Yarn Penzias and Robert Wilson, at Bell Telephone Laboratories in Murray Hill, New Jersey, accidentally discovered that the sky is filled with a low-level radiation. This cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation is very cold, only 2.725ø above absolute zero. Invisible to the naked eye, the CMB fills the universe with astonishing uniformity... (posted by Josh 318 days 3 hours ago.)
by Josh Greenberger In 1965 two scientists, Yarn Penzias and Robert Wilson, at Bell Telephone Laboratories in Murray Hill, New Jersey, accidentally discovered that the sky is filled with a low-level radiation. This cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation is very cold, only 2.725ø above absolute zero. Invisible to the naked eye, the CMB fills the universe with astonishing uniformity... (posted by Josh 318 days 3 hours ago.)
Old Galaxies in Young Universe Contradict the Big Bang
Scientists peering deep into space have found galaxies that shouldn't be there. No, they're not trespassing. They're too old to be in that area. It's like peeking through a kindergarten window, expecting to see kids drinking milk and taking naps. Instead, you see forty-year-olds smoking cigars and playing Taxes Hold 'em. The area of the universe, about 9 billion light years away, where... (posted by Josh 329 days 3 hours ago.)
Scientists peering deep into space have found galaxies that shouldn't be there. No, they're not trespassing. They're too old to be in that area. It's like peeking through a kindergarten window, expecting to see kids drinking milk and taking naps. Instead, you see forty-year-olds smoking cigars and playing Taxes Hold 'em. The area of the universe, about 9 billion light years away, where... (posted by Josh 329 days 3 hours ago.)
The Mystery of Great Cosmic Voids
Scientists have been discovering voids in space that are billions of light-years across. One huge void found in 2009 is a mystifying 3.5 billion light-years across. Now, this may not seem like a big deal. But when you consider that the visible universe stretches only 13.5 billion light-years in any direction, a void 3.5 billion light-years across is about a quarter of the visible universe. That's a lot of empty space. ... (posted by Josh 334 days 19 hours ago.)
Scientists have been discovering voids in space that are billions of light-years across. One huge void found in 2009 is a mystifying 3.5 billion light-years across. Now, this may not seem like a big deal. But when you consider that the visible universe stretches only 13.5 billion light-years in any direction, a void 3.5 billion light-years across is about a quarter of the visible universe. That's a lot of empty space. ... (posted by Josh 334 days 19 hours ago.)
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